tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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Anonymous said: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

oatmeal:

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 
kinf0lk:

absolute heaven x

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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